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Old Feb 09, 2006, 04:27 AM // 04:27   #961
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Because its the energizer bunny it just keeps going and going

Y do the call then apple jacks if they dont taste like apples?
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 05:17 AM // 05:17   #962
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Its a cruel trick played by god.

When will pigs fly?
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 10:28 AM // 10:28   #963
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half 8 tonight

whipped cream?
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 12:44 PM // 12:44   #964
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Whipped cream doesn't fly, or kill.

Why doesn't whipped cream kill ppl?
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 01:19 PM // 13:19   #965
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because it doesnt really whip anyone

Why do we have to go to school?
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 01:51 PM // 13:51   #966
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to gain knowledge.

Why don't we just stay home to gain knowledge?
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 05:24 PM // 17:24   #967
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Because not everyone has a 2000 page websters unabridged 12 edition dictonary to read for fun.

Why doesnt everyone have a 2000 page websters unabridged 12 edition dictonary to read for fun?
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 10:53 PM // 22:53   #968
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because nobody likes reading

why is the difference between pepsi and coca-cola.
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Old Feb 09, 2006, 10:56 PM // 22:56   #969
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The taste...

what is 42-1 in football terms?
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 12:04 AM // 00:04   #970
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like, who the heck cares?

Why would someone care?
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 01:59 AM // 01:59   #971
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cuz they know football plays and they want to see if anyone knows the answer

what is love?
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #972
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A SEARING PAIN IN YOUR HEART THAT WILL RIP YOU TO PIECES UNLESS YOU ESCAPE SOON

why does love hurt so bad T_T
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 06:09 AM // 06:09   #973
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because you touch yourself at night! (kidding). because love is "A SEARING PAIN IN YOUR HEART THAT WILL RIP YOU TO PIECES."

why do people like to drink cold water and not lukewarm or hot water?
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 07:42 AM // 07:42   #974
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Cause when you heat water up it molecualizes into poisen.

Why do monkeys eat paste?
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 08:03 AM // 08:03   #975
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because tom green traumatized them.

if it were real, what would lolerskates look like?
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 10:01 AM // 10:01   #976
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skates with bad skin, braces, and makes the most annoying laugh/snort everytime you hit a bump

what kind of idiot what even make something so awful?
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #977
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The kind that says : "Hey, I'll move over a bit so you can join" in a public toilet with the doors unlocked

Why would people be so discusting?
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 02:05 PM // 14:05   #978
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Because they enjoy it and laugh about it in their twisted minds.

Why are some people so sick?
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 02:23 PM // 14:23   #979
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Because they were raised and live by the Ninjutsu Honor Code.

Who in the world would make such a wrong code!!!???
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Old Feb 10, 2006, 02:24 PM // 14:24   #980
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I would

Who would eat grass?
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